i've done it now...

long story short: i put the acoustic guitar away because i could no longer deny the fact that i'm a bass player! now, just bass guitar & drums are just not enough to do the gig, so i'm playing a thing called a piccolo bass guitar. it's just a bass guitar with skinny strings on it tuned like the lowest 4 strings on a guitar. now i can use my fingers instead of that godawful pick device! so now it's like playing my ol' bass but i can do chords and leads and fun stuff and it feels comfortable to me! problem solved! read more...

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DoucheBag Machete

We are our favorite band!

There's no ego here, that's just the truth of our formula. We push boundries with our lyrics and image, but we are simplistic in the best of ways.

When you listen to our music or see us live, you will leave entertained. EVERY TIME! Isn't that what music is supposed to be about? Entertainment?! That's us. That's DoucheBag Machete! Oh...and if you leave offended, maybe you needed to be offended. Life's too short to take anything too seriously! Get over yourself and have a good time!

If you like the songs you hear, head over to our web page where you can download more songs and entire albums.  You can also stream over one hundred songs quickly without the wait of downloading.  The best part is EVERYTHING IS FREE!

Enjoy & May the Douche Be With You!